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About Goldie Lox

I’m a dedicated and highly motivated product tester. I specialize in chair, food and bed testing. I can tell if food is too hot, too cold or just right. I’m also your go to person to learn if a chair is too big, too small or just right. If finding the right bed is your mission, well I can tell you if a bed is too hard, too soft or just right. 

I am ready to test any and all chairs, food or furniture out there. I’m the best. References available from three very understanding bears.

About Leroy Jenkins

I am a Paladin and I love to play WOW. I’m all about more mana. When the plan is  to gather up all the eggs, I do tend to get a bit overzealous at times.  I’m all for a pretty good plan and am the first to say we should be able to pull it off this time! 

Alright chums! Let’s do this. Stick to the plan. Its not my fault, at least I have chicken.

About Rick Rollins

I am such a pro that I tend to just pop up out of nowhere when you least expect it. You can count on me to take care of your project in a professional manner. No matter how difficult your needs may be, I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

I’m ready to work on your project today. I’m never gonna make you cry. Once you see my quality of work, you’re never gonna say goodbye.

About Brock L. Lee

I live on a farm next to Roger Waters. I’m ready to work, I really am. I work best under pressure and rather than bringing examples with me, I prefer to show you live. Sometimes they’re just works in progress but you can be assured you’ll be happy with the final result.

I should also mention, there’s a lady I know. If I didn’t know her, she’d be the lady I didn’t know. Also, good to note that I’m getting back to the vegetable thing which seems so organic.

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